Full Men Department

This article ("Dowagers, Celebs Schlep to Sticks to Register Rubes"), which ran on page 1 of the Sept. 27 New York Observer (read more here), was sent to me for reasons other than those for which I post it here now: It was written by someone I know and sent to me by her boyfriend. I post it here, however, as proof that I am a trendsetter par excellence, a trailblazer nonpareil; in short, a man in full.