Now that's my kind of terror (thanks, Alice): "Police shut down an East River Bridge for about 2 1/2 hours Friday morning after workers spotted men in a restricted area. Turns out they weren't terrorists, the mayor said, just three 'stupid' men who were 'sitting around drinking.' "

Says Bloomberg of the dudes who were drinking up on the bridge to Willy B: ". . . breaking into someplace you shouldn't be, and drinking. How stupid can you be?''

Happens every day, I'm sure.